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�I’d probably need one that was like… knee-high.�

Michael Martinez, referring to a sock he’d wear over his manhood (via umhi-im-alexis)

�My Luke Skywalker was lookin’ like a jedi MASTER…�

Michael Martinez, referring to his penis in his supposed nude photo (via umhi-im-alexis)

�We should have said he was still a virgin and it was the immaculate conception. He would birth the next Jesus. If anyone were to birth the next Jesus, I would want it to be Cameron.�

Zach Porter. (via zach-porderp)

�Say hi to Cocky. Is that really your name? Oh. Cookie…�

Zach Porter (who clearly has cock on the brain)

I am Sam. Ask me questions and, and, and stuff. Khyyyybyeeeeeeeeee. :)

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